Beck, Jakob Dylan, Patti Smith, Iggy Pop, Phife, Lisa Loeb, The B-52's, Laurie Anderson and Gordon Gano lyrics This World Is Something New To Me 
written by Mark Mothersbaugh

Lisa Loeb: Where am I? 
B Real: How did I get here? 
Patti Smith: Today is very different than yesterday. 
Lou Rawls: So this is the world? 
Laurie Anderson: I miss my old womb. 
Gordon Gano: The wallpaper here just ain't the same. 
Fred Schneider: This word is something strange. 
Loeb: I'm wet, 
Phife: I'm cold, 
Lenny Kravitz: (waggles diaper) I need a change, 
All: (tosses blankets in air) This world is something new to me. 
Phife: (on one monitor) Oh, my head! What is this? I can't take it! 
Dawn Robinson: (on an adjacent monitor) Me either! 
(Robotic camera zooms in on next baby) 
Beck: I'm hungry, 
Rawls: I'm tired, 
Jakob Dylan: (pounds crib floor to make pacifier bounce) I'm irritated. 
Rawls: But I love the extra leg room. 
Smith: (Points to her bellybutton) Man! They cut my cord! 
Iggy Pop: (Looks in his diaper to see, uh, something Jewish boys get, usually at birth) consider yourself lucky! 
Dylan: This world is way too big. 
Pop: (baby points at Chuckie) And populated by fuzzy pigs. 
All: This world is something new to me. 
Schneider: This world is such a gas. (passes gas) 
Kate Pierson & Cindy Wilson: P.U., where's your class? 
All: This world is something new to me. 
(Two baby carriers collide with each other as the Rugrats push them around) 
Beck: (shouts) Quiet! can't a guy get some shuteye? 
Smith: (shouts) It's so noisy in here. 
Pop: (shouts) I can barely hear myself suck. 
(baby grabs bottle from Chuckie) 
Dylan: The food here tastes pretty good, 
Phife: My compliments to the chef. 
Robinson: And you gotta holler to get fed. 
Rawls: But I could get used to that. 
(babies cry; Chuckie falls on floor onto a light switch) 
Loeb: This world is way too bright, 
Beck: Can't somebody turn down the light? 
Beck: (as another baby; looks inside diaper) So that's what that thing looks like. 
Dylan: All things here are meant for play, 
(throws pacifier; robotic camera follows it) 
Schneider: It's gonna be a real cool day. 
All: This world is something new to me. 
(Newborns pee in the air to make a fountain, while unidentified babies sing: "da-de-da-da-da", etc.; one of the female babies say "Real cool", while another one says "Look!") 
All: (as rainbow forms) This world is something new to me. 
(robotic camera retracts and monitor shuts off as number ends)