Monologue # 1
(Music byJohn Cale)


I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street. 
My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. 
I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. 
In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. 
I can do a thousand now.