Flaming Pie

Makin' love underneath the bed 
Shooting stars from a purple sky 
I don't care how I do it. 
I'm the man on the flaming pie 
Stick my tongue out and lick my nose 
Tuck my shirt in and zip my fly 
Go ahead, have a vision. 
I'm the man on the flaming pie 

Everything I do has a simple explanation. 
When I'm with you, you could do with a vacation 
I took my brains out and stretched ¡®em on a rack 
Now I'm not so sure I'm gonna get 'em back 

Cut my toes off to spite my feet. 
I don't know whether to laugh or cry 
Never mind, check my rhythm. 
I'm the man on the flaming pie 

I'm the man on the flaming pie 
Now everything I do has a simple explanation 
When I'm with you, you could do with a vacation. 
I took my brains out and stretched ¡®em on the rack. 
Now I'm not too sure I'm gonna to get 'em back.