Everybody Knows The Claus
(I. Hanson/T. Hanson/Z. Hanson) 

Don¡¯t you smell the cookies he¡¯s bakin¡¯
Can¡¯t you see that belly, its shakin¡¯
Don¡¯t take a cookie off of that pan
You don¡¯t want to mess with this man.

You¡¯ve never seen this side of him before
You know he won¡¯t be knockin¡¯ at your door

Here comes Santa Claus
Doin¡¯ all those good things
Everybody know the cause
Here comes Santa Claus
You know he¡¯s the big man
Don¡¯t mess with the boss

Ask Rudolph and he won¡¯t steer you wrong
Santa wasn¡¯t this fat all along
Until he started cookin one day
Don¡¯t try and take that turkey away 

Chorus

Cruisin¡¯ down the air highway on his sleigh
Bringing all the presents for the next day
Don¡¯t forget the donuts

His cookies and his milk are his pride
Or anything that can be deep-fried
Don¡¯t get me wrong Santa¡¯s a nice guy
But you don¡¯t want to get on his bad side

Chorus